The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Stidham is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stidham's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.