The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Stidham gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.