The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Stidham gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stidham's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.