The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Stidham's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stidham's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.