The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Stidham is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stidham's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.