The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Stidham will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.