The Snap Count Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
- Stidham finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stidham's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.