The Checkdown Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stidham's stadium. Only over Stidham.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stidham's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.