The Checkdown Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
- Stidham will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Stidham scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.