The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stidham drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.