The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stidham's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.