The Phantom Flag Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stidham's stadium. Only over Stidham.
90%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stidham's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.