The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stidham, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.