The Hamstring Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stidham will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stidham's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.