The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Stidham scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.