The Hamstring Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Every deep ball Stidham throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Stidham scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.