The Overthrow Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.
77%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.