The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Stidham audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
77%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.