The Kneel-Down Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Stidham takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
90%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stidham's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.