The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Stidham on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stidham's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.