The Phantom Flag Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stidham's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.