The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Stidham finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stidham's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.