The Pick-Six Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Stidham is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stidham, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.