The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jennings, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.