The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jennings does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jennings's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.