The Dropped Pass Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jennings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.