The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jennings, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.