The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jennings drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.