The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Jennings drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jennings, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.