The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jennings's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.