The Butter-Finger Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Jennings, Jennings, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.