The Snap Count Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jennings, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.