The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jennings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.