The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- The broadcast shows Jennings on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jennings's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jennings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.