The Butter-Finger Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Jennings gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
91%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Jennings, Jennings, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.