The Snap Count Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jennings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.