The Hamstring Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jennings drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.