The Phantom Flag Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Jennings will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jennings drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.