The Hamstring Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“The broadcast shows Jennings on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Jennings's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jennings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.