The Snap Count Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“The QB looks at Jennings exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.