The Inch-Short Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Jennings runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jennings drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.