The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
90%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jennings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.