The Snap Count Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jennings gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jennings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.