The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Jennings tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jennings drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.