The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jennings's stadium. Only over Jennings.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jennings, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.