The Late Scratch Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Jennings's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jennings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.