The Inch-Short Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- The broadcast shows Jennings on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jennings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.