The Dropped Pass Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Jennings runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.