The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Jennings gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jennings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.