The Inch-Short Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jennings's stadium. Only over Jennings.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jennings, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.